Totally Buggin

by Whatevers

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released August 8, 2016

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Just your regular Cher and Dionne, making noise whilst having fun.

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Track Name: Cher and Dionne
We are Yin and Yang
but we are best friends
friends until the end
Cher And Dionne

We like to dress the same
fun times are our aim
bffs the name
Cher and Dionne

We’ll be friends until the end
we’ll be friends FOREVER
we’ll be friends until the end
we’ll be friends Whatever

Like piano keys
I am ebony/ Ivory
we’re perfect harmony
Cher and Dionne

We will never sever
styling life together
From now until forever
Cher and Dionne

We’ll be friends until the end
we’ll be friends FOREVER
we’ll be friends until the end
we’ll be friends WHATEVER

Don’t shop at Dr Seuss
my bags not dog abuse
but tartan is our spruce
Cher and Dionne

We are yin and yang
but we are best friends
Friends until the end
Cher and Dionne
Track Name: As If!
I see you stare at me
like I’m a piece of meat
waiting to eat me whole

You slobber like a dog
yr slimy like a frog
but yr just an asshole

You think that flattery
will get you somewhere with me
wouldn’t touch you with a barge pole

I hear you brag a lot
how you made me hot
but really you left me cold

Yr gross
and I hate you the most
don’t you even dare
yr gross
and I hate you the most
uuugggghhhhh

As if as if as if as if as if as if as if
UGH AS IF!
Track Name: I Hope Not Sporadically
I see you from across the room
Yr smile evaporates my gloom
It seems that I might like you
you really really are quite cute

I’d listen to bands you recommend
I’d take a hand that you’d extend
You make my hairs stand on end
I’d really like to be your friend

I hope to see you around
but not sporadically

When you laugh it makes me blush
feel like I have a sugar rush
like Alex Mack I’ve turned to slush
I think I have a huge big crush

Let me know when yr next out
I’ll be there without a doubt
or if you wanna just hangout
I’ll show you what I’m all about

I hope to see you around
but not sporadically
Track Name: I Do Not Wear Polyester Hair
Curly or straight
love or hate
long or short
it’s mine not yrs
weave or wig
neat or big
braids and such
do not touch
blonde or brown
it’s my crown
blue or red
it’s on my head
fake or real
it’s no big deal
it’s round my face
do your hands know their place

I do not wear
Polyester hair
And if I did
Why do you care
Track Name: Total Bettys
What if we like to shop
and like to look hot
it don’t mean that we can’t defend

Our right to be femme
or be masculine
don’t say that I’m just pretend

Cuz we got yr mark
don’t try to be smart
You’ll lose out in the end

Cuz a marabou pen
can cause as much pain
as a flick knife to the hand

I’m a total Betty
so don’t fuck with me
My gangs got our eyes on you

I’m a total betty
Can’t you see
my gang is coming for you!

You say that I’m dumb
cuz I don’t succumb
to being your girlfriend

That language you speak
just makes you sound bleak
don’t wanna even comprehend

We’re total betties, we’re total betties, we’re total betties yeah yeah

I’m a total Betty
so don’t fuck with me
My gangs got our eyes on you

I’m a total betty
Can’t you see
my gang is coming for you!

We’re total betties, we’re total betties, we’re total betties yeah yeah
Track Name: Snob and a Half
Do you know what you are?
You're a snob and a half